Tuesday, September 3, 2013

How to Find Hot Dates on a Bicycle

My foolproof method of finding hot dates on my bicycle in Phoenix.

Look for trees like these palms with bluish-green broad leaves.

Check the ground around them. Look for recently fallen dates that the birds etc. haven't gotten to yet.

I got a lot of hot dates today. If I had some ice cream and a blender, things could get really interesting.


  1. Damn. We've lost him. Now we can only hope he finds his way back.


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