Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Free Beer is a Good Omen




Some days the universe just smiles at you, urging you to shrug it all off and be happy to be alive in it now. I don't drink, but I can appreciate the positive nature of two free full cans of beer sitting on the curb. They were positioned such that if I did drink, I could have just reached down and grabbed one without stopping. Thanks, universe. Have a good day.



4 comments:

  1. It depends how long they were sitting out in that Arizona sun...

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    1. You can usually tell because after ten minutes sitting out in 110 degrees, the cans swell up and explode. The unexploded ones are usually still OK.

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  2. free beer never sits out long. also, tecate is delicious.

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    1. These vanished in about three minutes when a pack of triathletes spun past at high cadence, narrowly beating out some bike messengers received texts about these, but couldn't make it over here fast enough from downtown on their fixies.

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