Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Floor Mat of Doom!


What's that in the road up ahead?
It appears to be a floor mat, but why would someone leave a floor mat...
Oh no, it's the FLOOR MAT OF DOOM! I tell you, DOOM!

If the lack of posts is not enough evidence, the floor mat of doom post should show that I'm having a busy week that's leaving me tired, drained even. But bike riding is my refuge, so I've kept at it, putting in the miles, and using that time as a brief but vital recharge time. I'm wondering, why would you leave your floor mat in the middle of the street? Did an unruly passenger toss it out the window and you simply didn't notice? And for that matter, why in the world would you want skulls, embellished skulls at that, decorating the floor of your SUV? (go, do an image search right now for "skull floor mat", and gain insight into our world). Look, I'm keeping your muddy feet off my carpet with THE SKULL OF DOOM! (?)

Ah, that's better
A decorated swirly sky and a quiet street to put things right. Still feel pretty wiped out, and lots more to do ahead. But at least I've put the FMD behind me...or have I???

 

12 comments:

  1. Weird. Which is also a weird word; violating the "i before e" rule.

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    1. That's one of my trouble words, I seldom spell it correctly.

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  2. AAAAAA it is a sign of the end!

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    1. Hope not! In my opinion, the clearest sign of the end is: the end.

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  3. It's a good thing you have yellow daisies in your header. (BTW, have I told you how much I'm enjoying those flowers?) It offsets that freakish mat!

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    1. African daisies are my faves this year. Am currently trying to understand precisely their cycle of opening and closing.

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  4. A preliminary scout perhaps?
    Before an army of FMD attacks!
    Beware.

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    1. I feel defenseless against the FMD onslaught. I do have a handy and endless supply of cat poop, perhaps that would deter them?

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    2. A cat poop catapult you do so need!

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  5. Mat got chucked out of car because of one of the following:

    1. driver's small child ralphed on it.
    2. cat pooped on it while being transported to vet.
    3. man was going to see his new born-again xstian gf and realized he was unlikely to get laid if she saw that skull thing on the passenger side.

    hth, hand ;-)

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    1. It starts with the mat. Next comes the sunshade. Pretty soon, the whole vehicle is gone, and all you are left with is your own power...HEY! The discarding of mats is actually a very good thing!

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