Hey! You're going the wrong way!Get off the friggin phone!Oh wait, I'm a kinder gentler dude now.I think.
As long as she doesn't do it while standing in front of me ordering coffee, I'm OK with it. Barista should be able to shoot milk on you if you do that.
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